A collection of all things related to Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany, with an emphasis on humor.
Friday, November 7, 2014
Hitler on a T-Rex: Coming soon to theatres!
The producers of Iron Sky: The Coming Race have started a crowdfunded campaign for the new film, and are looking to raise $10 million over the next 18 months to bankroll the picture.
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Friday, October 31, 2014
Miss Hitler 2014
Miss Ostland 2014, as it’s called, is a social media pageant tribute to
Ostland, the Nazi civilian occupation regime of the Baltic states in
1941 in which more than a million Jews were murdered. But Miss Ostland
isn’t all about genocide. Actually, it’s more about “feminine beauty”
than anything else.
Prizes:
Want to be 2014′s Miss Hitler? Here’s how you qualify:
1) Be a woman.
2) Be a Nazi.
3) Be a woman Nazi.
4) Be a woman who hates Jews.
5) Be a member of the “Adolf Hitler” VKontakte group.
6) Post a sexy Nazi pic.
7) Get other Nazis to like your pic.
8) Don’t insult other women’s pictures. Nazis are a lot of things, but they are apparently not catty on social media.
Check out the contestants! -> http://www.vocativ.com/culture/religion/miss-hitler/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/russia-facebook-hosting-hitler-contest-article-1.1978115
http://www.styleite.com/news/meet-the-young-women-using-sexy-selfies-to-compete-for-the-miss-hitler-crown/
Prizes:
First prizeA piece of jewelry from a company called “Magic Workshop,” featuring the rune so beloved bythe Nazis’ occult branch—the Thule Society—and birds. |
Second prizeAn on-trend pendant that combines the classic German Iron Cross and Third Reich heraldry. Just the thing for a young Nazi who wants to throw down. |
Sweet ass cookies for the rest of the losers |
Want to be 2014′s Miss Hitler? Here’s how you qualify:
1) Be a woman.
2) Be a Nazi.
3) Be a woman Nazi.
4) Be a woman who hates Jews.
5) Be a member of the “Adolf Hitler” VKontakte group.
6) Post a sexy Nazi pic.
7) Get other Nazis to like your pic.
8) Don’t insult other women’s pictures. Nazis are a lot of things, but they are apparently not catty on social media.
Check out the contestants! -> http://www.vocativ.com/culture/religion/miss-hitler/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/russia-facebook-hosting-hitler-contest-article-1.1978115
http://www.styleite.com/news/meet-the-young-women-using-sexy-selfies-to-compete-for-the-miss-hitler-crown/
A Russian Fan Site for Nazi's Crowdsources logo
Russia’s Facebook, seems to be a breeding ground for creative and looks-conscious Nazis.
-First the Nazis hold a Miss Hitler pageant.
-Then they launch a Project Runway-style search for the best Nazi designer.-And now a VK group called Aryan Girls, which has close to 7,000 followers, is currently holding an online poll to decide on its new logo.
The group is pretty much what you’d guess—women with interests in the White Power movement—and posts images and opinions such as: “A white woman shouldn’t be ashamed of her ancestors, their knowledge, their talents, her naivety [sic] and her own shyness. White girls are the cutest in their natural manifestations.” It also disseminates swastikas and other Nazi imagery along with Ukrainian nationalist statements.
http://www.vocativ.com/world/russia/project-runway-nazi-edition/
The Swastika: Symbol Beyond Redemption?
20th Century fad: Fruit packaging, a Coca-Cola pendant, and a pack of cards, all from the US |
In the Western world the swastika is synonymous with fascism, but it goes back thousands of years and has been used as a symbol of good fortune in almost every culture in the world. As more evidence emerges of its long pre-Nazi history in Europe, can this ancient sign ever shake off its evil associations?
A Hindu boy with a shaved head, and a giant vase at a Buddhist temple in Japan |
Fragments of a 12th Century princess's collar |
Left: Grecian architectural swastikas in the Kiev museum. Right: Brooklyn Academy of Music (New York) |
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Thursday, October 30, 2014
Hitler's personal copy of 'Mein Kampf' could bring $100G at auction
A 1932 edition of the Nazi leader's autobiography was found in Der Fuhrer's Munich apartment and liberated by a G.I. in 1945. Dealer Craig Gottlieb: 'This is not your run-of-the-mill copy of 'Mein Kampf.'
As of Sunday night, the bidding was only at $7,100.
A copy of “Mein Kampf” signed by Hitler sold in March for just under $65,000.
Gottlieb, a star on the History Channel’s Pawn Stars, is the author of several books on antiques and collectibles.
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Hitler's Sexual Perversions Examined
Novelist Martin Amis said Adolf Hitler's sexual nature was "asexuality
with a little bit of petty bourgeois perversion".
In a video interview with The Telegraph, the twice Booker Prize-winner
proposed theories about the fanatical German
dictator's sex life off the back of his new novel, The
Zone of Interest.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/booksvideo/11168874/Watch-novelist-Martin-Amis-says-Adolf-Hitler-was-asexual-with-petty-bourgeois-perversion.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/booksvideo/11168874/Watch-novelist-Martin-Amis-says-Adolf-Hitler-was-asexual-with-petty-bourgeois-perversion.html
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
CIA Hires Nazis to fight Russians, Hides them in America
The Central Intelligence Agency and other U.S. spy agencies recruited
at least 1,000 former Nazis as spies and informants during the Cold War
and went to great lengths to cover up that many of the former Nazis
were living in the U.S., the New York Times reports.
The report — adapted from the forthcoming “The Nazis Next Door: How America Became a Safe Haven for Hitler’s Men,” by Times reporter Eric Lichtblau — documents how Cold Warriors like the FBI’s J. Edgar Hoover and the CIA’s Allen Dulles courted former Nazis on account of their purported ”intelligence value against the Russians.”
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The report — adapted from the forthcoming “The Nazis Next Door: How America Became a Safe Haven for Hitler’s Men,” by Times reporter Eric Lichtblau — documents how Cold Warriors like the FBI’s J. Edgar Hoover and the CIA’s Allen Dulles courted former Nazis on account of their purported ”intelligence value against the Russians.”
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Hadio pulls Hitler Afro Shirts
Hitler afro shirt – Hadio
A woman spotted a t-shirt of Adolf Hitler with an afro at Montreal store called Hadio. She was so outraged, she sent the owner a letter from her lawyer. The complaint led Hadio clothing to take the T-shirts of the shelves.
A store salesman says the T-shirts were not intended to be anti-Semitic.
"Most people we sold it to use it to make a joke to their friends," explains the employee who wanted to stay anonymous.
The spokesman for the Centre for Israel and Jewish affairs thinks the design is harmless.
"Making Hitler an object of ridicule is not a bad thing," says David Ouellette.
A woman spotted a t-shirt of Adolf Hitler with an afro at Montreal store called Hadio. She was so outraged, she sent the owner a letter from her lawyer. The complaint led Hadio clothing to take the T-shirts of the shelves.
A store salesman says the T-shirts were not intended to be anti-Semitic.
"Most people we sold it to use it to make a joke to their friends," explains the employee who wanted to stay anonymous.
The spokesman for the Centre for Israel and Jewish affairs thinks the design is harmless.
"Making Hitler an object of ridicule is not a bad thing," says David Ouellette.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
“Poo Throw Hitler”: Dr. Jane Goodall helps John Oliver pick a good chimpanzee name
John Oliver spoke to Dr. Jane Goodall during Sunday night’s edition of People Who Think Good, on “Last Week Tonight.”
Tonight: Hitler Guest Spot on DirecTV's Downtown Abbey Parody Premier
Downton Abbey doesn’t return to American televisions until January, but CollegeHumor and DirecTV paired up to give us something to satisfy our British-period-drama thirst with The Britishes, a series of Downton Abbey parodies.
Adolf Hitler visits the Britishes’ (yes, that’s the family’s last name) estate in the first episode, titled “The Charming Mr. Hitler.” In the sketch, Hitler woos the ladies with his Germandrawing skills, and desire to travel—and somehow escapes accusations of his evil.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/10/23/downton-abbey-parody-directv-college-humor/
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
USA Deports Nazis, Continues Social Security Payments To Exiles
Dozens of suspected Nazis and SS guards collected millions in benefits after they were deported from the U.S. or persuaded to give up their citizenship, a two-year investigation by the Associated Press found, and some of them are still alive and receiving their payments. The report says the benefits were used as a bargaining tool to get suspects to leave the country voluntarily — a claim denied by the Justice Department.
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Review: Meet the Hitlers
Posted By Matt Brennan @TheFilmgoer
From its droll premise, Tulane University graduate Matt Ogens' documentary Meet the Hitlers follows the infamous moniker back into the past and out into the world, finding subjects in such far-flung locales as Salt Lake City, Utah, Ecuador and the Rhineland. What might have been merely a gimmick resolves into a strange and strangely powerful portrait of bloodlines and family ties, by turns funny, upsetting and affecting. "It's been a little journey, people asking me about my name," carpenter Hitler Gutierrez says, but Meet the Hitlers is nothing of the sort: it contains multitudes.It screens twice at the New Orleans Film Festival. Ogens previously directed the documentary Confessions of a Superhero, about people who impersonate comic book heroes at Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Ogens also has directed projects for ESPN.
Marshalling a colorful band of Hitlers, Hittlers, Hitler parodists, Hitler imitators and Hitler researchers, from 16-year-old Emily to 80-year-old Gene, the film turns out to be as interested in the practice of naming as in the name itself. With artful, kitschy montages of family photos, drivers' licenses, household clutter and suburban streets, Ogens depicts the diverse fabrics from which identity is made, and the connection, however superficial, to history's most notorious villain elicits a similarly wide range of responses. Shame, humor, sorrow and pride all shadow the film, as if the very word "Hitler" is in the eye of the beholder. "It's sooo Hittler!" a friend exclaims as Emily twirls in a frilly, sparkly pink dress; "I'm a stranger," says German Romano Lukas Hitler, who claims to be Adolf Hitler's nephew. "I'm a stranger everywhere. The only person I have is God."
From these loose ends — a New Jersey neo-Nazi, an artist living in Oregon, a journalist searching for Adolf Hitler's last living relations in a Long Island, New York village — Meet the Hitlers weaves a remarkable narrative of disparate people linked as much by a craving for kinship as they are by the titular surname.
"I will never die as long as I have family," Gene says, before showing his daughters their ancestors' graves.
"This is the only place left for the Hitler family," Romano says, pointing to his own burial plot.
As the film's subjects pore over archives and heirlooms, we learn that Adolf Hitler's remaining descendants, brothers living under an assumed name in the United States, made a pact never to bear children.
What's in a name? Maybe everything, the surprisingly poignant Meet the Hitlers suggests, or maybe only what we decide to make of it.
Meet the Hitlers screens in the Documentary Feature competition at the New Orleans Film Festival:
- 7:15 p.m. Friday, Oct. 17; Theatres at Canal Place 9
- 5:15 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 19; Contemporary Arts Center
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
'Hitler' Joins Tinder, Gets Surprising Amount Of Attention
The fake account describes Hitler as 'Selfish, impatient and a little
insecure' it also goes on to warn that 'I make mistakes. But if you
can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my
best.'
Read some of the hilarious conversations here:
Read some of the hilarious conversations here:
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Htiler's Art Collection Frows in Value
Last year, the market was awakened by the sale of a painting by Karl Walther for 23,000 euro. It was an extremely scarce piece as it once hung in the New Chancellery of Adolf Hitler. It seems now that this was not a one-off occasion. Recently works of other artists popular in the Third Reich have been sold for considerable prices. Almost 70 years after World War II, more and more people see this art from a purely historical perspective. Although the art works originate from an extremely tragic period, they should not be hidden or destroyed. This is an opinion shared by several museums, seeing the rising number of exhibitions of this art and the number of visitors.
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Saturday, October 11, 2014
FBI Confirms Hitler Fled To Argentina After The Nazi’s Were Defeated
New document proves Hitler did not commit suicide
http://www.neonnettle.com/news/1167-fbi-confirms-hitler-fled-to-argentina-after-the-nazi-s-were-defeated
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Dr. Who plots to kill Hitler!
Memorable Quotes and Moments
- Amy: “Loop the loop!”
- The Doctor: “Permission?” Rory: “Granted.”
- Rory’s been hiding for hours! And he’s not getting warm.
- Rory: “Hi Mels…” Mels: “Hi Rory…”
- Rory: “I’m not gay.” His future wife: “Yes, you are.”
- The robot duplicate taking off the Nazi’s glasses.
- Rory punches Hitler!
- Rory puts Hitler in a closet!
- Fifteen minutes into the episode, we forget about Hitler!
- Mel’s reaction to her River Song hair.
- The Doctor’s reaction to the reference to The Graduate.
- Sherlock-esque Banana scene. You know what I mean.
- The Ponds on a motorcycle!
- Amy: “Can you ride a motorbike?” Rory: “I expect so. It’s that sort of day.”
- Amelia Pond in her blue coat. My heart always breaks.
- Mels: “Take off your clothes.” With lots of guns.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Hitler: Bug hater
“Here Only,” states the Arabic sign, which also bears a swastika and a picture of the Nazi leader raising the traditional Third Reich salute. “A salute to the respectable Egyptian peoples from the German Hitler.”
“Hitler: Burns Cockroaches,” it reads, according to a translation provided to the Washington Free Beacon.
Monday, September 29, 2014
'Since when was Hitler cool?' Outrage after 'jokey' comic strip book called Hipster Hitler turns murderous Nazi dictator into trendy geek
Hipster Hitler is riasing some ire:
‘Anti-Semitism has skyrocketed recently and we shouldn't be selling books like this.
‘We
should boycott shops that sell it, we should protest outside their
stores and do everything we can to make sure these aren't being sold.’
Ilana Katz, a fellow member of the group, said: ‘If we can't get shops to stop selling copies we'll buy and shred them all.
‘Since when was it okay to promote Hitler as a cool person?’
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Nazi Jazz Rules
But maybe the single most remarkable example of 20th-century totalitarian invective against
jazz that Skvorecky ever relayed was here in the intro to The Bass Saxophone,
where he recalls -- faithfully, he assures us ("they had engraved
themselves deeply on my mind") -- a set of regulations, issued by a
Gauleiter -- a regional official for the Reich -- as binding on all
local dance orchestras during the Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia. Get
this:
Via: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/01/josef-skvorecky-on-the-nazis-control-freak-hatred-of-jazz/250837/
1 Pieces in foxtrot rhythm (so-called swing) are not to exceed 20% of the repertoires of light orchestras and dance bands;
2 in this so-called jazz type repertoire, preference is to be given to compositions in a major key and to lyrics expressing joy in life rather than Jewishly gloomy lyrics;
3 As to tempo, preference is also to be given to brisk compositions over slow ones so-called blues); however, the pace must not exceed a certain degree of allegro, commensurate with the Aryan sense of discipline and moderation. On no account will Negroid excesses in tempo (so-called hot jazz) or in solo performances (so-called breaks) be tolerated;
4 so-called jazz compositions may contain at most 10% syncopation; the remainder must consist of a natural legato movement devoid of the hysterical rhythmic reverses characteristic of the barbarian races and conductive to dark instincts alien to the German people (so-called riffs);
5 strictly prohibited is the use of instruments alien to the German spirit (so-called cowbells, flexatone, brushes, etc.) as well as all mutes which turn the noble sound of wind and brass instruments into a Jewish-Freemasonic yowl (so-called wa-wa, hat, etc.);
6 also prohibited are so-called drum breaks longer than half a bar in four-quarter beat (except in stylized military marches);
7 the double bass must be played solely with the bow in so-called jazz compositions;
8 plucking of the strings is prohibited, since it is damaging to the instrument and detrimental to Aryan musicality; if a so-called pizzicato effect is absolutely desirable for the character of the composition, strict care must be taken lest the string be allowed to patter on the sordine, which is henceforth forbidden;
9 musicians are likewise forbidden to make vocal improvisations (so-called scat);
10 all light orchestras and dance bands are advised to restrict the use of saxophones of all keys and to substitute for them the violin-cello, the viola or possibly a suitable folk instrument.
Via: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/01/josef-skvorecky-on-the-nazis-control-freak-hatred-of-jazz/250837/
Friday, September 26, 2014
Lady Hitler gets a year in the pokey for shanking a dirty hippy
The dismissed charge stemmed from Novak-Garcia
allegedly stabbing a man in the head and shoulder who was trying to get
her to stop her honking her car horn at about 1 a.m. on June 23.
During the same episode, Novak-Garcia allegedly
stabbed another man in the arm, for which she was charged with the
third-degree felony aggravated assault.
Via: http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58452010-78/garcia-novak-assault-court.html.csp
What are the chances of this paving stone Swastika being random?
It looks like a tasteless joke, but those responsible claim an innocent mistake. In Germany, where display of the Swastika and other symbols of Nazism are verboten, the contractor is in legal trouble either way.
Via: http://boingboing.net/2014/09/24/what-are-the-chances-of-this-p.html
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Artists Rebuild Polish Synagogue Inside Hitler’s Castle
The piece is part of “The Eye of Memory” on view at Poznan’s Castle Culture Center
through October 12.
After the Nazis invaded Poland, they transformed
Poznan’s Great Synagogue, which dates back to 1907, into a public
swimming pool and spa. In 1939, Poznan’s imperial castle was converted
into an official residence for the FĂĽhrer, with the building’s chapel
hosting a duplicate of his office in the Reich’s chancellery.
The synagogue actually continued to serve as a
municipal pool for many years, only closing in 2011 because the
building had deteriorated. The castle, heavily damaged at the end of the
war, was refurbished and reopened as the Castle Culture Center.
More:
http://news.artnet.com/in-brief/artists-rebuild-polish-synagogue-inside-hitlers-castle-103804
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
Meet The Hitlers - Trailer
Mother + Father presents
In association with Ryot Films
Produced & Directed by Matt Ogens
Executive Producers: Joshua Evan Greenberg, Bryn Mooser
info@meetthehitlers.com | 917.532.0995
http://www.whatsinaname.me/
http://www.meetthehitlers.com/
Meet the Adman Who Really, Really Likes Laughing at Adolf Hitler
Meet the Hitlers — Jim Riswold from The Name Project on Vimeo.
"There is nothing more absurd than all this Hitler shit you can buy."
ADWEEK
Parrents Outraged Over Hitler, George W. Bush Venn Diagram Assignment
"Now that we have read about two men of power who abused their power in
various ways, we will compare and contrast them and their actions.
Please refer to your texts, "Fighting Hitler — A Holocaust Story" and
"Bush: Iraq War Justified Despite No WMD" ... We will use this in class
tomorrow for an activity!" read the homework assignment.
Read Latest Breaking News from Newsmax.com http://www.Newsmax.com/TheWire/hitler-george-bush-DC-assignment/2014/09/11/id/594059/#ixzz3D7HAJ9G0
Read Latest Breaking News from Newsmax.com http://www.Newsmax.com/TheWire/hitler-george-bush-DC-assignment/2014/09/11/id/594059/#ixzz3D7HAJ9G0
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Secret Code: Music Score May Lead to Nazi Gold
After some initial digs, a Dutch filmmaker
believes he may have found the site of buried Nazi treasure long rumored
to exist. He was led to the Bavarian town of Mittenwald after cracking a
code believed to be hidden in a music score. SECRET CODE
Monday, September 8, 2014
Adolf Hitler: Secret Billionaire
"He estimated that around 3,000 of Hitler’s collection of 8,500 paintings were worth millions of dollars each."
The Hunt for Hitler’s Missing Millions is available to stream on Channel 5 in the UK
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